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This epic tale of love and deception takes us back in time to the year nineteen hundred and eighty seven. Early one morning in London, England, we find ourselves in the kitchen of . This sweet mouthwatering scent of Salisbury steak fills the room. This was to be t ....

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.... his favorite spot. Shedding his robe, he stood in his fluorescent pink G-string. He approached a beautiful women sunning herself. He seductively blurted out “Woman your body is screaming for the oily touch of my strong black hands.” At that moment she bursts into tears. He asked, “What’s wrong baby?” She then explained to him that her name was Cartman, Mrs. Cartman. She had been forced into engagement with not only Mr. Garrison but Mr. Hat as well. The sorrow this caused her was too great, so she planned to end her life. The then uttered back to her “Woman that would be a crime to ugly up a fine body like yours, ....