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It was the first Friday night of the term. Sally, Fred, and Dean all started getting ready for a party. This of course was their first “frat” party. Sally wore her slinkiest dress, Fred had the funkiest clothes on and Dean wore his muscle man shirt. They w ....

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.... Fred Funny. Fred is the kind of drunk you want at every party. He has everyone on the floor, rolling in hysterics. He has people crying because they are laughing so hard. Fred likes to have an audience of at least five people. The group seems to grow as everyone hears what he is saying. Fred loves to tell jokes that he’s heard all week, and make wise cracks at the rest of the drunks. Fred can often be seen doing stupid things like spilling his drink or tripping over his own feet. It is sometimes hard to understand him. he is excellent at slurring his words. if you can understand him, (which sometimes it’s funnier not to) than he’ll ....