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“Ladies and gentlemen let’s get ready to rumble. Tonight’s matchup will be between Dave “gap tooth” Letterman and Jay “have you seen my chin” Leno. Weighing in at just under 150 lb.. and hailing out of Greenwich, CT with a record of Top Ten - 0, ....

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.... for the year 2000. Or maybe they might grab a few bulbs from the bottom of the Christmas tree and put them o top for a day. Both Jay and Dave will play host to some folks in the regular sectors of the world to display their talent, like sucking milk up their nose with a straw or the dog who can play basketball. The wide variety of guests and skits they use, try and hit their opponent with an “ I had them first uppercut”, still has no effect on the format of either show. Tonight’s guests include blah, blah, blah, and musical guest blah, blah, blah, along with blah, blah, blah,blah. I must make my decision. Who am I going to watch, Jay o ....